dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
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by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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