Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
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He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
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That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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