At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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