thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
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He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
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cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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