I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
