is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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