We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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