Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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