Grow some girl-balls and come out already
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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