Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Rumble strips road head = magical
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
whose parrot is this?
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
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