We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
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We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
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Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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