its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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