One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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