I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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