Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
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i think i recognize dicks better than faces
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
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ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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