K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
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I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
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Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
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