We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Ladies don't puke and tell
well, you know. whores of a feather.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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