We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
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Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
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I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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