States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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