Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
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She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
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It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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