I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
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I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
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I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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