Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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