Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
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I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
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Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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