Dual....:-)
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
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