i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
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THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
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