I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
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Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
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How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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