i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
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