Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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