I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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