At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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