Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Sext me about skeletons
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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