So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
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I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
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Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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