My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
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But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
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The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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