Don't make out with my wife yet
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
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