maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
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they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
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There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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