What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
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umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
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Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
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