wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
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