He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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