Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
operation harelip BJ is a go
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
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Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
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I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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