she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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