Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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