How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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