your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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