It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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