Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
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the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
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when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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