Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
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Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
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That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.