We're like a lot better than the average bears
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass