So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
I love having hate sex.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
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You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
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you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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