Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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