hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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