plz talk dirty to me
Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
