In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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