it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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