used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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