id be glad to
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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