some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Randomize
