I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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