careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
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i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
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I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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