I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
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i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
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Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
You blew him?!?!
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.