Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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