We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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